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 Post subject: Negative Nancy
Permanent LinkPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 2:36 pm 
Permission to rant?

Today I refused to give oral to a kindly old gentleman due to his complete lack of awareness of personal hygiene. Apparently he was shower fresh – this is only true if he showered using the fluids of a public toilet urinal. Sometimes when I smelly willy is waved about in my face I will slip out a sneaky baby wipe or focus on an oily hand job, but this was something else, something that has actually changed my stance in how I approach this matter. From now on expect me to be upfront and blunt about your state of dick cleanliness. Considering how much I prep myself, with waxing, shaving, moisturising, washing and powdering, I don’t think this is too unreasonable. In fact, I wash so much that I routinely give myself thrush. And, you don’t wash your grubby hands enough which routinely gives me cystitis – occupational hazards one might say. I’m not sure if men are naïve about their personal hygiene, or whether they are totally aware and just don’t care – why should they, I’m just a common hooker right?

I am more likely to believe punters don’t care when I see how they treat my home – condoms on the floor, chewing gum on the side, filth and pubes left to stagnate in the shower… It gets tiring as I am very house proud – gorgeous bedding, fluffy pillows, scented candles, soft music. All of my efforts seemingly go unnoticed. I have total professional pride, but lately this is slipping.

I must admit that I have done a few jobs lately where I have been a bit grumpy. All I will say is: be aware of the time and please recognise that I am a human being who has probably seen other punters before you. For example, today’s smelly willy guy wanted to ‘make me cum’ in the last 10 minutes of the session – obviously no. Anyone, in fact, who ‘wants to make me cum’ is more than likely gonna be disappointed, not because of my stiff upper lip, but because their technique is rushed, rough and shoddy (I have written a blog on this very subject if you are interested). Another example, someone (previously blogged about) wanted every position under the sun, then let me beat him off for ages, then wanted a 69, then wanted this, then wanted that… I’m not a rag doll. And let me tell you, I am not the only hooker with bad wrists…think about it. When I’m not working, and as I am writing this, I am wearing wrist supports, true story. Sometimes my body is simply unable to do something due to pain or fatigue – don’t you fucking dare get annoyed because I cannot your dancing monkey, I try my best to work through pain, discomfort, fatigue and hunger, and try my best to maintain a happy, smiley, generous, patient disposition. If you catch a glimpse of what is behind the curtain of my mind, you have crossed a line.

What’s that old saying? “We are the unwilling, doing the impossible, for the ungrateful.”


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