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Sawadee! by Anonymous on Tue May 10, 2016 10:05 pm
Sawadee!
I feel like the luckiest girl in the world having spent my 30th birthday in super sunny ‘n’ hot Thailand! I went with my best friend to Phuket courtesy of Virgin, Centara and Emirates. Everything was sublime and gorgeous, despite worries about the imminent monsoon. We baked in the sun and didn’t see more than a spit of rain the whole time.

We flew via Dubai on the fancy new air bus. Unfortunately, we suffered in economy and only glimpsed the lit curved stair case ascending to business class (one day…one day…). We arrived in the thick of night and were slapped in the face with hectic roads, flashing lights and damp heat. We necked cocktails and befriended stray cats before sleeping like logs. On the way back the turbulence was incredible. It quickly went from “whoah this is fun” to “oh my god” to “I actually feel sick” to “we are going to die”.
We spent a lot of time exploring the local neighbour hoods and eating as locally as we could find. Thai food and chopsticks only thank...

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English Rose by Ricky on Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:50 pm
New massage called English Rose in Hawkhurst. Has anyone been there or know anything about it?

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow by Anonymous on Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:24 pm
Every now and again I encounter a punter, or become close to a regular who has some form of mental affliction. There may be a plethora of reasons as to why they have chosen to see an escort, but primarily it seems to be the craving for comfort and assurance. Often the escort can provide a safe space for the client to flex his sensual wings in a way he feels unable to in his real life. The brain is the biggest sex organ least we forget.

Depressive types may feel a lack of support around them - no ears to listen, no arms to hold. An escort also provides escapism, where he can walk through Narnia’s wardrobe and forget about the stresses of the outside world. This could be an addictive place to be. Imagine me, the goat hoofed Tumnus (in sexy knickers) waiting on the other side. (I could be Aslan if you prefer, but not the ice queen unless you wanted to nibble on my Turkish delight…OK too many niche references…) Anyway, I welcome you with open arms and sincerely hope to make a difference in yo...

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Ivy's Hot Spots by Anonymous on Sat Mar 19, 2016 4:30 pm
The key to good sex is communication. Most of us could be accused of not clarifying what works and what doesn’t – because turn ons are so specific aren’t they? Here is a super duper analysed run down of my favourite and most despised bedroom manoeuvres:

1. It’s very rare to find a good kisser. Like, unicorn rare. A good kisser usually has decent sized lips and minimal stubble, but if your anatomy is against you, here are some tips: be gentle and relax your facial muscles. Think of plump pillows. Start with soft pecks then add the tiniest amount of tongue, like you are dipping your toe in water to test the temperature. Don’t shove your tongue straight in my gob; we are not fencing and your tongue is not a sword. Not much is more gross than the feel of someone’s rough taste buds scraping around your mouth. I clean my teeth often enough and I certainly don’t need help with tonsil stone removal. Extra points go to playful kissers who tease, nibble and linger. Neck kisses are tricky on som...

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Blondes Don't Have More Fun After All by Anonymous on Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:24 pm
I am feeling the dire consequences of months of bonce bleaching. Sorry to say I have gone in for the chop and am rocking a funky mega short pixie crop. And I am slowly toning down the peroxide to a more natural golden brown. It kinda looks cute, but it will eventually fall about my shoulders in a lovely bouncy Kate Middleton kinda way once it regains health.

I am announcing this nugget of information purely so you recognise me when you walk up my garden path. I don’t wanna any “Oh I was expecting a blonde” bullshit. I’m not quite prepared to re-do my photo shoot just yet so a routine reminder of my changing locks will have to suffice.

You men could do with understanding the graft involved in maintaining a Barbie barnet. There is root bleaching once every 4-6 weeks, then waiting a few days before toning or box-dying it. You gotta buy expensive shampoo, conditioner, masks, oils. You must resist temptation to straighten and blow dry it, and you must resist temptation to even wash or brus...

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